Short Note to my baby

Dear Munchkin,

I am really really sorry that I wore the pre-pregnancy panty hose yesterday. I know there was no way that you could have been comfortable crammed into those size A nylons. On a recommendation from a co-worker, I did try to make it better by cutting the top of them, so hopefully that helped you out a little. I want you to know that I threw them away when I got home last night, so you won’t have to suffer through another 9 hours of limited movement and barely any oxygen again.

My deepest regrets,


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